Candice Swanepoel posted this picture of her totally naked on the beach in some tropical and luxurious place that she probably flew private to get to….you know on Vacation from her really hard vacation of a life….stripping down to her soul like some kind of hippie nudist who knows she’s got the hottest body around…unlike the nudists I see who think they have the hottest bodies around, but who are 60 plus in age and number of pounds overweight.

It’s a lovely, artistic picture that would only be better if I was in it, mounting her, or at least masturbating to her, posed a little more spread assed. But I’ll take what I can get. You see Instagram has rules and she can’t afford to get deleted. We can’t afford for her to get deleted. We need her and her handlers filling our lives with her life…

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