This is the reason why I try not to buy anything from anyone because the world is filled with fucking disgusting people, especially when they are getting paid 10 dollars an hour for a shitty fucking job, that would make any of us want to shit in the shit we’re selling, along with the rats that probably already shat in it….

You see I worked as a carni one summer for a month, before getting fired. I did the donut machine and the cotton candy machine and it was the single most unfulfilling gig ever….the only joy I had was knowing their was mouse shit in the machine when we set it up….and seeing the cunts take their first bite helped my anger and bitterness….a lot….otherwise I probably would have done real damage…

All this to say, this makes me laugh, probably because I wasn’t at that Houston Astros game and if I was I wouldn’t have bought a snow cone, that shit’s disgusting, I’m ore about drinking….

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