Olivia Wilde looks like she just ate lunch…a very big lunch…before getting into her bikini with her husband or fiance…some Saturday Night Live Clown….who you’d think wasn’t quite up to par or at least in a position to marry a movie star before remembering that Olivia Wilde is hardly a movie star, but her doughy body is in a bikini and all her weirdo fans can get excited about it, while being angry that she’s engaged, because it gets in the way of their fantasy that they will marry her, despite probably never meeting her, not cuz she’s all that unattainable of a goal. but because of geographic reasons….

All this to say, she reminds me why the UK doesn’t have very many beaches…keep their chimney sweepers toothless and clothed dammit….

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