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2013

03

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am still trapped in Florida. I came down here for the Exxxotica convention to hang with Teen Mom and all my lovely girlfriends who get fucked or just masturbate in video, as well as the weirdo Florida creepers who are insane fans of these girls….

Right now, I am knee deep in tanned, blonde, fit looking 50 year old women with fake tits looking for cock….all leathery, dry, and capable of using KY as good as homosexual at a bathhouse…and I’m loving every second of watching them try to get laid.

All while the actual babes are still in their hotel rooms, recovering from the show, without me there brushing their hair, and giving them a back massage with my semen.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Michael Douglas Got Throat Cancer From Eating HPV Ridden Celebrity Cunt
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Ireland Baldwin Crotch Shot for the Win
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Kate Moss in a Leopard Bikini
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Japan’s YoYo Champion Showing the Fuck Off
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Today in Celebrity Birthdays – Who Gives a Fuck
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Legs for Fucking Days….
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Weekly Round-Up of WTF
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Scott Disick’s Greatest Moments in GIFs are ridiculous
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Cody The Screaming Dog
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Animals Behaving Like Humans
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Bikini of the Day – Sharni Vinson
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Pet Crow Taking a Bath….
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World’s Most Contagious Prank
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Hugh Jackman’s Answer To Homosexual Singing – Getting Monster Arms
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Fall in Love With Hot Free Cam Girls….
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