Helena Bonham Carter creeps me the fuck out in every single move she’s done. From Fight Club to Alice in Wonderland, her goth weirdness is anything but sexy to me, if anything it is like some horrible horror movie character Tim Burton crafted in his weirdo basement when doing the research for Edward Scissor hands….

But that doesn’t mean I don’t like her, I mean I fear most women, especially when they are willing to fuck me, it’s like “What’s the fucking catch, do you have aids, is this an attempt to murder me because you’re in a lesbian tribe of dick killers” kinda thing…I only trust a girl who doesn’t want to fuck me…

Either way, she’s old. She looks LIKE SHIT IN A BIKINI but I guess some devil’s magic went down in this shoot Vogue UK’s July 2013 issue, because I find her hot…and that scares me more than her witchcraft.

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