I don’t understand this video, but I know I love it. It is just a perfect blend of creepy, insane, and weird, and not just because in features everyone, or at least my, favorite Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham, in a bikini, showing off a body that I have defended as being awesome to a lot of haters out there…a body that I have fallen in love with thanks to her squirt filled sex tape. A Squirt filled sex scene I watch over and over again …

I guess it is typical that after milking her new porn fame at the EXXXOTICA CONVENTION I TRAVELED TO FLORIDA TO SEE HER AT but was unfortunately rejected when I asked her to hold my hand.

Something that I forgive her for, my hands were sticky and I wasn’t into paying her 50 dollars to talk to me, I believe paying a chick 50 dollars only counts when it involves me cumin…

But I still have her squirting Sex Tape to get me through the sadness.

And now, I also have these STAGED BIKINI PICS …to carry my Farrah fetish to the next level….