Tara Reid was at my friend Steve Aoki’s event at Wet Republic in Vegas this past weekend, and not only did he get a nice long hug from her, but he got her into one of his props, an inflatable dingy to ride the sea of people, like they were a sea of water…in some new generation crowd surfing, done by the old generation, because at 37, despite being tight bodied and big fake titty busty, she’s like the grandmother of Spring Break pool parties…a veteran since that’s all she’s been doing the last 2 decades, longer than most of the people at the party have been alive….I guess the kids still respond to her in ways they don’t respond to my old ass at pool parties, where I’m just there to creep on people, because I am not a celebrity…

I prefer Tara Reid holding onto her youth with more vagina lips…but I’ll take this adventurous old lady who may not be 40, but might as well be 40…and I’d still have sex with her as often as possible if I could. There’s just something about drunken messes I love that comes from how preserved they are from all the fumes they are riding off of…

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