I am not a religious man, but every now and then I feel the need to start my day, by staring into the soul of a woman, via her vagina. It helps me question and understand our existence, you know from the source, because real enlightenment comes from knowing what it all means…and what better way to do that than to use Today’s Vagina, despite being low quality and wrapped in a bikini bottom, provided by Ashlee Simpson, the original Teen Mom, I guess in a pose inviting new sperm in for another round…cuz her career’s not quite as lucrative as her uterus…

That’s all I have to say about that…in fact, I’ve said too much.

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