I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2013

26

Jun

“I’m Peeing in the Shower” is the LOLZ of the Day

Comments Off on “I’m Peeing in the Shower” is the LOLZ of the Day

Close friend of the stepfamily Sam Jones…just put out a video of her at her mom’s Beach Club…peeing in the Cabana shower, a shower that I assume her mom pays more to have, all because she’s too lazy to walk to the public bathrooms…and the exchange between the two…and the video…is amazing.

This is up on some Grey Gardens, but more Jewish, less homeless shit…and I loved every second of it. I predict – TV Show.

I generally don’t endorse any of my friends or family or lovers, or people who hate me on the internet because I hate seeing people succeed, especially after I give them a co-sign, because whenever they do succeed they forget about their DrunkenStepfather…and stop answering my calls.

But it would be selfish of me to not share this with the world, you know to keep it all for myself, even though I want her to be all mine.

Like the dancing monkey I lock in the basement and who I make perform for me when I’m in the mood for her.

And to answer her question, no Sam, we can’t see your vagina, but I would definitely like to, ideally with my mouth….

Posted in:Uncategorized|Videos

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Comments are closed.