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2013

03

Jul

Sara Sampaio Wet and Modelling of the Day

I don’t know What Be is, but I am going to go out on a limb here and assume it’s a magazine…

I do know what a Sara Sampaio is, and that is a lovely ethnic model with a ridiculous model, she’s Portuguese, and unlike most Portuguese women, she’s not greasy, fat, but she may smell of fish…She’s a reality show winner who has since become the new Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret, because if one gets old and fat, you just replace her with another one who looks pretty much the same, in what I call type casting…the right way.

Apparently, when you mix a Sara Sampaio and a Be, you get this wet, half naked, amazingness…

I should have been a scientist. I’m so good at figuring out shit…I mean I could probably find the vaccine for AIDS…and it would ideally be with my mouth…via vagina…

Here are the pics…

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