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2013

10

Jul

Elisandra Tomacheski for Ellis Beach Wear of the Day

Elisandra Tomacheski is some low level Brazilian model who has worked for no one special, but probably should, because she’s 27, the best years are behind her, yet she still looks like this, far better than any pig you’ll find on an online dating site that you’re trying to flush out of the woods and hunt because you can smell their desperation…not that that’s saying much, but I am sure it’s saying something…and that is that I fuck far less substantial women, so this one’s a keeper.

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