I spent the better part of the day yesterday staring at girls in bikinis with their legs uncrossed and it turns out…I really like it.

Makes me wonder why I don’t live in a beach town where I can spend my days doing it…rather than sitting on the internet looking at pics of it…

But then I remember the reason…severe laziness…and inability to accomplish anything..

But this isn’t about me, it’s about RITA ORA, the new Rihanna and her spread legs in a white bikini, showing us she’s not as fat as she used to be an that she’s ready to take the reins from our dying Rihanna heroine…as she falls deeper into insanity, bring in the second string…

I’m into it.

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