Josie Canseco is the 17 year old daughter of Jose Canseco, who was trashily named Josie after her daddy, cuz just because dude’s a roided up baseball player who made millions doesn’t mean he’s classy…especailly when the bitch he married and knocked up was a hooters girl…you know the kind of girl who can raise her daughter to know what is important in life…a hot body…

I mean that, or this is just a sign of the times…and every bitch wants to be half naked, or in a bikini, or sexualized because that’s what people deem important…either you have a half naked selfie on instagram or you ain’t shit…

I am totally okay with that, because any girl who wants to be in a bikini this much, usually puts in work to look good in a bikini…

Unlike Kate Upton, who is milking this whole AOL / SI is an equal opportunity employer, that even fat girls can be their cover girl kinda like a retard in a work program running the Walmart cash…even though motherfucker can’t count.

This brazilian cut bikini wearing Josie Canseco pile of spoiled trash should be celebrated, even if 17 is a pretty easy age to have a hot bikini body, you know, with the whole metabolism not fucking broken down and hormonal yet…because if she’s posting such good shit on the internet now, imagine what will happen in 10 years when she’s a washed up nobody with a drug addiction.

I’m ready for it.

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