This turtle masturbating reminds me a lot of myself, at least last night, when trying to masturbate for 4-6 hours, until I pretty much rubbed my penis off, only no one was into videotaping me while I did it, because I guess I am not a star, and crying while humiliated is not as fun as it sounds to watch…

The hick conversation, talking about cum like the dude who says “When I was 10 I could do that 3-4 times” while a woman says “That’s impressive”…

I mean shit this is jokes…

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