Are you fucking kidding me Sea World? I hate these animal themed parks, especially the marine mammal shit…dolphins and whales are my jam. So seeing asshole corporations mistreat them and make money off them almost makes me want to join the vegan lesbian tree huggers, and not just because of their rockin’ bushes and menstrual cups, but because I want to chain myself to the entrance gate telling motherfuckers to not pay money for this cruel fucking shit…

I am the kind of guy who celebrates when the bear attacks the trainer at the circus, even though I know the bear is going to get put to sleep, because…let’s face it, at least someone is standing up for his rights.

The fact that Sea World Orlando allowed a whale to beach itself and struggle to get back in the water, so hard his whale homies tried to pull through and help him,

Let animals back into the wild. This captivity shit…is the fucking worst..

And assholes reading this, stop going to these shows, they are lame anyway, save your money for strippers…it’s a real family excursion that exploits people with no souls, not animals who don’t have a choice but to be there…and they aren’t even getting paid a dollar a day….

I seriously want to protest this shit. Shut down Sea World.

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