The best thing about these Rihanna pics…or really all the Rihanna pics…is that she’s so heavily marketed, that she doesn’t really need “social media”. She’s a massive brand and will still stay relevant for at least another couple of years without it. Not to mention, in being a massive brand, her instagram could just be pictures of her behind the scenes, shopping, doing basic shit that her fans would still get excited over, yet she decides to get more personal, to get half naked, to put herself out there, and to let her fans watch her half naked ass do silly hipster photoshoots in her bikini, when really she could be doing this in the privacy of her own multi-million dollar Villa….I am there are sure there are ways to get as much buzz, without being an exhibitionist who likes being seen naked, a porn chick if this music thing hadn’t worked out, the kind of girl rumoured to have been a hooker when she was a teenager in Barbados for tourists…but where’s the fun in not letting us in on it…I know that I appreciate it, but then again, I come from an era when hard nipples, vagina flashes, see through shits, and bikini pics were exciting, crazy, and worth building a blog about…now that shit’s just everywhere, but I’m still into it…otherwise I’d be gay.

All this to say, I love that she flaunts her hip hop booty, and people I know who have worked with her or toured with her have all said the same thing, she’s even better in person, like you can’t even look at her without getting hard, she just oozes “fuck me now, I’m a dirty little stepGIRL”…if you know what I mean…but they probably aren’t racists white power hicks like you…so you probably don’t know what I mean, you’re too busy raging that she stole a white person’s job…

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