Lindsay Lohan is back…and she’s taken to the internet to post a few selfies…selfies that are unlike the selfies I am usually a fan of…because they don’t involve her poppin her booty out, or touching her toes, or topless, even though at this stage of her career, they probably should. It would do some good for her…and for me so that I could masturbate to her…like it was 2004 and we were dating in my mind…while she was busy cheating on me with everyone in LA with or without herpes …slowly destroying everything about her…from her body to her soul…I’m just bummed she doesn’t look 45….

Lindsay Lohan, I still remember….Never forget…Send Nudes.

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