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2013

04

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

With the news of Ariel Castro hanging himself, I am forced to celebrate the life of one pervert abductor with my own pervert abductor story…and it goes like this…

So I met a girl in a bar…I’m just kidding, I don’t abduct, knock up, abort girls and lock them in my basement, I just tell them I will because more often than not, it excites them, compels them, and makes them want to fuck….I’m not even joking…it turns out the creepier the shit you say to a girl…the more she goes along with it…at least the girls I fraternize with…

Here are some morning links….

Some Hot Model in Leather
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Some Man Caves
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Kristen Stewart Does Skrillex
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Awkward Game Show!
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Hot Army Chick
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Frasier’s PDA
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Flutist Makes Bear Sleep
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Sophie Turner Doesn’t Matter But Her Ass is Great
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Emma Watson is Dressed Like a Freak
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Victoria Beckham is Designing the 50 Shades Costumes Cuz She Knows Bondage
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Biber Gets Attacked at the Club
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Some Behind the Back Catch
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Kelly Brook for FHM
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Magician Defies Laws of Physics
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Mel B Has Big Tits
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Jessica Alba Stuck In A Compromising Position. Doggy Style, Anyone?
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Kate Walsh Shitty Bikini Pics
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Coco in Lingerie Vegas
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So Many Webcam Girls…and Luckily So Much Time to Watch them All…Who Needs Friends…
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