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2013

11

Sep

Candice Swanepoel for Agua Bendita of the Day

I would say that Candice Swanepoel is cheating on her manufacturers over at Victoria’s Secret, you know the team of scientists who made her and pretended they found her off some beaten path in South Africa, amongst the blood diamonds and AIDS Rate…with this company called Agua Bendita, who make bathing suits….but I am going to assume that she is owned and operated by the team at Victoria’s Secret and that they have far too much money invested in her to allow some other obscure brand to use her, unless of course, that obscure brand is just another one of their product lines to really monopoly on the fabric on pussy, whether underwear or bathing suit, global market….

That said, the pictures are boring, she should be fisting herself, if they even made her with a vagina, and I don’t think they did, because vaginas call for too much time spent in post production retouching the camel toe out, but it would keep things interesting, and she come across as eager, because at this rate, all her pics are the same and she’s just got old, tired and lazy…but the good news is…her body hasn’t…

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