Emily Ratajkowski has made it. She’s officially bi-coastal.

A working model who isn’t getting naked for free or for exposure anymore like she used to and despite that shit getting to her head, making her think her tits are more important than they actually are, because they are getting paid and noticed and loved by everyone from A-Listers to you assholes jerking off in your mom’s basement…

She’s been at this shit a long time, even though she’s in her early 20s, and she did shit properly…and she still looks good enough for me to stare at…even if I’ve quit her and stopped writing her love songs…because I get bored when the desperation leaves the equation…

Here she is in some see through dress at fashion week…and her fake lips look hilarious.

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