The biggest fail of the week is passing out and waking up to text messages from my rich friend saying “got a ball of white and just hired 5 hookers to fuck each other in the hot tub while we throw hot dogs at them”….whatever the fuck that means, I slept through it, and it sounds like it was awesome…
This hangover is one of sadness and regret…Never Forget… name doesn’t just apply to September 11. Today is September 11…or a french dude named Martin Forget, being rejected by a babe…who refers to him by his last name…
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The New Taylor Momsen…
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Stephanie Cook in a Bikini
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That Chloe Moretz Bitch on the COver of W Magazine
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Dude doesn’t recognize his wife after surgery – which makes all husbands ask – how can we get this surgery?
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Doutzen Kroes is in Elle France…What a Slut…
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Bruce Lee’s 1969 1 Inch Punch is More Impressive than my 1 Inch Penis
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Best Vine Ever
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Fake Pregnancy Prank….
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Backflip Free Throw…
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A Bunch of Amateur Teens
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So many Girls Getting Dirty As Fuck for Free ….
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