This picture makes me laugh, because Chrissy Teigen has been trying so fucking hard to be famous for the last few years. From being engaged to some Grammy winning musician, to scamming her way onto the pages of SI, to hustling twitter harder than an attention seeking tween…but nothing’s really worked out for her…she’s still just the Wifey only a handful of people give a fuck about…and a few other people stare at when pics come along….

So she’s taken a page out of the Emily Ratajkowski’s hustle, because it worked for Emily Ratajkowski, because Emily Ratajkowski has a bit of fucking vision and substance and figured out the formula early on…not to mention she’s hotter, not a bottom feeder and consistent in her delivery…you know doing things she liked doing, not scared to be naked, and boom she’s gone viral…

Something Chrissy Teigen obviously thinks is can bull off and that maybe it will change things for her…but the fact is..no one really fucking cares…she should just get knocked up and gold dig like she’s supposed to.

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