Eliza Gonzalez is the new Miley Cyrus, at least according to everyone saying she’s the new vagina that Miley’s ex-Fiance is sticking his penis inside, and she’s pretty lovely, all hispanic and beautiful, a model I assume with a decent fan base, who is probably not actually in a relationship with Miley’s ex fiancé, but more the kind of girl who had sex with him to increase her profile and it is working…and I would assume Miley hates her, but Miley is too busy getting railed by black dudes to come up for air long enough to realize that his dude is up inside something way hotter than her…even if no matter what Eliza Gonazelez does, she’ll never be Miley, but she probably could have the same name of one of Miley’s maids…

She’s a babe.

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