Jessica Simpson has not eaten herself to death like she was Mama Cass…based on her baby weight that just became over-eating weight you’d think she woulda ended up like this dude having a heart attack in Turkey…

But instead she’s been able to pull her shit together and really look like the rich southern mom with a horrible body but the ability to showcase her massive tits to distract from the rest of her…

The kind of mom you probably would have got a boner for as a kid at your friends house while she was serving you lemonade or some shit…

The kind of mom you probably still get a boner for…because you see tits…and tits is all you need…

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