Shanina Shaik is some half Lithuanian, half Pakistani, all Australian model and she’s posing in some Australian Marie Claire and she’s looking pretty lovely…but I’m probably just saying that because she’s in bathing suits and bikinis and I’m blinded by that shit…

Or maybe I am in love…and this is love…I wouldn’t know since my cold dead heart doesn’t generally feel, but it does know that it wants to sing love songs to this permanently tanned girl…not that I know how to sing love songs, but if I have learned one thing from Katy Perry and Rihanna, it’s that you don’t need to know how to sing…to make your love song matter…or get played on the radio so much that someone like me who doesn’t listen to the radio unless it is background music at the welfare office…knows all the fucking words to your brainwashing shit….but maybe I’m just saying that because she’s in bathing suits….or maybe I just always wanted to have children with a Victoria’s Secret model…my love is so transparent.

Here are the pics…

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