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Chrissy Teigen’s Vagoina Raspberries of the DAy

For those of you who don’t know…Chrissy Teigen doesn’t like me….She even took to her shitty food blog to WRITE ABOUT HOW IT FEELS BEING CALLED OUT FOR BEING A GOLD MINING FAME WHORE WHO DOESN”T GET WORK AND WHO SHOULD JUST GET KNOCKED UP SO WE CAN ALL FORGET ABOUT HER …..

And now she’s giving Brooklyn Decker Vagina Raspberries, or what Bill Cosby calls Zurberts…where you press your lips on a pussy, or really any flesh and blow…

This would possibly be more exciting if these girls weren’t 100 year olds hanging onto the looks that made them money…even if those looks aren’t all that good…and more importantly…landed them dudes who make actual money…not Chrissy Teigen’s booking one job a month at 4k a day….money….

Either way…Vagina Raspberries look fun….even when has been garbage who has fallen off the rails participate…we call this “I’ll do anything for attention, just watch”….

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  • Don

    This one’s for you man. Fakes hate to be exposed. I’ve been watching you do it since the early days and I love you for it.
    – Another Pug Whisperer

    bleh – So Delushious
    October 11, 2013 at 5:14 pm #
    Your problem with his commentary is that it hit a little too close to home. You know that he’s right and it makes you feel like the fake that you are. Just admit it to yourself. You aren’t special. You sell yourself for money. Even your self absorbed diatribe above shows how out of touch with reality you are. You live in an egocentric fantasyland where you are the queen.

  • cowbulls

    I’d like to give Brooklyn my cucumber.