SI is trying to generate Buzz by releasing the world record winning body paint video in the category of “Most Paint Used To Cover The Massive Vagina of this Cow of a Model”…I heard they went through thousands of dollars of the paint..and craft services..that’s a whole other story..feeding this girl on set the 14 hours it takes to body paint her…was more food than an african village consumes in a month…money better spent hiring actual HOT bikini models…but no one listens to me…they just hate on someone calling a huge girl who shouldn’t be in a bikini out for tricking the world in the weirdest way with sloppy tits….

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