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2013

12

Nov

Alana Blanchard on Set at Women’s Health of the DAy

Alana Blanchard is a pro surfer…ranked in the top 17 girl surfer’s in the world and her ass…like most surfers…is a pretty next level fit ass…which would explain why she’s doing a shoot for women’s health….

Her ass is all round and lovely like it was a black woman…without being a black woman…on a little blonde white girl who is probably annoying and into going to the mall and signing along to Miley songs and shit…

Because surf girls are athletes all fit all balancing on a wave in a half squat for 5 hours a day…shit does magic…

Not to mention, their sport involves them in a bikini all day…all while fighting off sharks…making us look like pussies…while trying to look at their pussies….

Living that beauty and the beach lifestyle …now if only surfer life made their faces better…but I guess there’s no bad face when it’s being shoved into a pillow…on all fours…the way this ass wants you to treat it…

Follow her on Instagram …it’s worth it…

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