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2013

27

Nov

The Masturbating Walmart Dude of the Day

This guy is the best. What better way to ring in the Holidays than to take your morning jerk off to Wal Mart’s women’s bathroom, because masturbating at home is just dated and repetitive and your lonely life needs more excitement and weirdness…

I’m a fan of this kind of insane behavior, or maybe I’m a fan of the offended women who likes her masturbation to not exist, the bible doesn’t like masturbation….

I hope he starts a trend. It’ll make Walmart less about depressing obese women buying toilet paper and more creepy perverts getting down…

Good times.

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