RIP Motherfucker the Paul Walker Edition of the Day

2013

Nov

RIP Motherfucker the Paul Walker Edition of the Day

TMZ Servers couldn’t handle the flood of teens who want 40 year old cock…searching for answers when they reported that the people WHO DIED IN THIS CRASH were Paul Walker from Fast and the Furious fame…

Paul Walker’s reps were reported to saying:

On Saturday (November 30) the actor’s reps officially confirmed that Paul Walker is not dead. “He joins the long list of celebrities who have been victimized by this hoax. He’s still alive and well, stop believing what you see on the Internet,” they said.

Some fans have expressed anger at the fake report saying it was reckless, distressing and hurtful to fans of the much loved actor. Others say this shows his extreme popularity across the globe.

Because let’s face it, if it was a Hoax, they staged it to remind people who Paul Walker was and to remind people he existed…

Or maybe it was a publicity stunt from “2 Fast 2 Furious – I’m 40 Why am I Still Doing these Movies oh right cuz they are the only jobs I get” thanks To Vin’ crush on me…

What it comes down to is whether Paul Walker is Dead or Not…He might as well be…Since he barely exists. Seriously, who the fuck is Paul Walker and why does everyone care?

Are we that starved for a celebrity death? Let’s hope for one who matters to actually die.

RIP Motherfucker…

Here’s a pic from the Car Accident he is rumored to have been in. Car’s don’t just blow up, so I am going to assume dude took his Fast and Furious training to the street and thought he was a professional racer, like a Soap Doctor performing surgery….apparently he wasnt’ driving. Oops.