Beyonce posted these Jamaica bikini pics on her tumblr, that you can assume are all retouched…and it turns out that despite popular belief…Beyonce is not a bikini model…but she probably reminds you hicks of this clip from Oprah in the 80s with a racist…not because I’m racist…but because you are and it’s just the obvious joke when a black girl starts climbing around in trees joke you probably

I don’t really understand why Beyonce is compelled to show off her body…she’s worth so much fucking money, she could keep her Jamaica trip to her fucking self, it’s not like this sells albums, it just makes me think she’s addicted and starved for attention as she hits her 40s and Jay-Z hits every groupie and Rihanna around…

It’s silly…but it happened…

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