Portuguese model Sara Sampaio was caught dancing badly on Nina Agdal’s instagram…and I was okay with that because despite popular belief, I have very little involvement in her public image or marketing, but I should be, because if I was…she’d be working the local strip club, high on drugs, living in my basement, pulling sex tricks…because that’s a way better way to live than being a high paid Victoria’s Secret model…I mean struggling like the immigrant she is builds character, this life of luxury just fucks these girls up and takes them off a better course for someone like me looking for a lap dance.

Here she is posing for free people…

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