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2013

10

Dec

Emmy Rossum for Esquire of the Day

Not only does Emmy Rossum really not matter, because she’s a low level actress who is hardly hot….you know the kind of actor you shouldn’t even care about when she does a sex tape…so doing a “panty” shoot for Esquire is hardly interesting from her…the only reason anyone knows she exists is because she’s naked on TV every week, assuming her show is still on the air, so maybe she has a few creeper fans, I mean we all do, even me….but those fans are better off looking at her sex scenes on Shameless than this boring Esquire shit because at least you can kinda jerk off to simulated sex, while panties are just fucking dull…this is like bringing a girl home from the bar, and making her dress up in a snow suit for you to get off..it makes no sense…bitch gets naked, keep her naked…

Sidenote, she’s blocked me on twitter and instagram and that hurts my feelings…

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