I posted a few of the pics of Alyssa Miller in Galore yesterday, questioning whether she had a vagina or not, mainly because she’s Jake Gyllenhaal’s beard and I can only assume she doesn’t have sex with him, that shit is all for image, like dating anyone she can to get relevant, it’s kind of her thing, because in case you didn’t know, she’s contrived tits from the people at SI to be seen as a bigger deal than she actually is. Not quite a real model, at least not before they made her, just trying to hang on and build from where she’s left off, because tricking the world into paying you to model is way better than an actual job guys…that’s why she puts so much into it…

And here is her boring nipple.

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