Here’s old, washed up, dumpy, never really quite made it, model named Alyssa Miller, who you may remember from Sports Illustrated Swimsuit a bunch of years ago, that she secured by fucking one of the photographers….before cheating on him with Jake Gyllenhaal, because when you are a whore, you do self serving whore things, that lead to a better whore life, and when an A-Lister, despite being a cunt like Gyllenhaal comes a knocking, you got to throw in any morals or values you may pretend you have a go for it…

Now if you read this site, you’ll know I hate Gyllenhaal, I’ve had a fight with him and I’ve seen him first hand, face to face, and know one thing…and that is any girl who is with him, is with him because he’s Jake Gyllenhaal famous guy, and you put up with his shit, because it’s worth the press….

Either way, here’s her nonsense.

Posted in:Alyssa Miller

Alyssa Miller isn’t all that hot of a model, she just played the system right, but I guess that logic can be applied to anyone who has success, who just master manipulated the right people to get what she wants, from dating the son of the founder of Sports Illustrated bikini photography…pretty fucking convenient use of a vagina…to ditching him for an A-List star like Jake Gyllenhaal…because that should open more doors after you’ve taken all you can from the one you previously opened…

I mean so many girls are just like this, and so many dudes buy into their lies, all thanks to tits…and a smiling sweetness that blinds them…

I guess the best strategy is to be hurt bag fat loser with nothing to offer women…that way you end up with the real quality fat chicks no one wants…

Seriously getting used is ok, when you’re using back…preferably for anal…

Posted in:Alyssa Miller

Alyssa Miller is the prostitute who I guess moved to New York thinking winning at modelling would be easy…so she fucked the staff at Sports Illustrated, because when there is a will, there is a way, and that way is usually via the vagina…once that fast was complete…she moved onto Jake Gyllenhaal, who may not be gay, but is a whiney little pussy who might as well has a pussy, that or he just likes things being shoved in his ass…you know out with the Sports Illustrated old and in with the Hollywood new…her life of whoring is like a game of chess..

ANyway, they broke up, Gylenhaal probably cheated on her with men…now they are back together because she probably begged him saying “you can do what you want, fuck who you want, we can sleep in separate beds, but I need you…or at least to be associated with you, here I’ll give you 20 percent of my earnings”…

Here she is in a lingerie campaign…and she sucks…

Posted in:Alyssa Miller

I find it hard to take Alyssa Miller seriously…because I know her back story. I know she dated Walter Ioos’ son and I know Walter Ioos is the key bikini photographer at SI Swim…who I am sure his son asks to shoot his model girlfriends because his son knows that’s part of the package when they date him…girls are hookers…even if he’s the best guy ever, girls, especially aspiring models, love connected dudes…especially this kind of connected dude…especially when they are aspiring models…

So to me all her Swimsuit shoots were pretty much paid for. They weren’t authentic, sure they were a girl in a bikini, but it’s not like she met her boyfriend’s dad on set after being cast, it was kind of the other way around…

Not to mention, after dude made her famous from Sports Illustrated…you know seeing her to the world in a massive magazine…because he could…she fucked off with a Jake Gyllenhaal, who is the enemy of the site, thus making her the enemy of the site by association, even if they broke up.

It’s just everything I’ve seen about her I hate. She’s the fucking worst and now she’s in lingerie catalog pics…which in and of themselves are shit whether Alyssa Miller is in them or not…but I’ll post them anyway…because I am going to assume Gylennhaal is gay and didn’t ruin her…even if she’s a horrible woman.

Posted in:Alyssa Miller

Alyssa Miller is an average at best, in both face and body, model who has done Sports Illustrated because she fucked the right people, got to a certain level of stardom, and moved onto bigger and better things, like Jake Gyllenhaal thinking it would open doors for her because he’s a big gay star…which I don’t think it really did…because no one gives a fuck about Alyssa Miller and her average at best looks that may come packing’a cock…we all just know she’s a slut, but you already know that, since she cheated on her boyfriend who made her career with Jake Gyllenhaal, as groupie opportunists do…

More interestingly…She’s a slut posted this picture of her nipples on instagram…

Posted in:Alyssa Miller

Alyssa Miller is some fabricated model thanks to the team at SI, she’s like a Kate Upton with brown hair, who they threw into the mainstream by making her strategically date Jake Gyllenhaal, giving the world something to talk about in a “I thought he was gay with Will Smith, what’s this half naked bitch and how does she work into this equation”….I’m not a mathematician but this shit doesn’t add up…and they are also throwing her into campaigns all over the place…you know put her out there, it’s good for everyone, especially when SI owns her…

And the lesson we can all learn from this is fuck the right people, it will work out for you.

Posted in:Alyssa Miller