Here’s old, washed up, hot as fuck, but never really quite made it, model named Alyssa Miller, who you may remember from Sports Illustrated Swimsuit a bunch of years ago, that she secured by fucking one of the photographers….before cheating on him with Jake Gyllenhaal, because when you are a whore, you do self serving whore things, that lead to a better whore life, and when an A-Lister, despite being a cunt like Gyllenhaal comes a knocking, you got to throw in any morals or values you may pretend you have a go for it…

She’s a good old Texan, who got famous too fast for her own good. Went Hollywood as fast as she could, only to go back to being a wholesome texans, engaged to some country singer, driving vintage Mercedes, living in her little hipster house…at least according to her instagram that looks like it was created by a creative director at some rugged lifestyle brand…Check HER INSTAGRAM how is this even real…it’s so fucking hipster…and for some reason…I think I’m in love…

It would be a great tragedy to fuck anything that fucked Jake Gyllenhaal…but this Alyssa Miller character…is compelling…but maybe I just like how much effort she puts into her social media personal brand…hip as fuck…

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