I don’t know what this is about…but there are slutty pics of Alyssa Miller, who you probably don’t remember, but who was an Sports Illustrated a long time ago because she dated some long time Sports Illustrated photographer’s son, who helped get her into the magazine, and the second she had the chance to upgrade to a celebrity, she did…and the celebrity she upgraded to was Jake Gyllenhaal, who I can’t stand, only because I had an altercation with him a decade ago, that was pretty fucking hilarious, only because it ended with Disney Lawyers trying to shut me down….until I told them I had a video of Jake having his tantrum like the queer that he is…

A queer who used to play with these titties..before they fucked him up the ass with a strap on.

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