Alyssa Miller is some hipster model who is probably best know for being a Sports Illustrated Swim model….I am sure she’s made money in her career…

But I know her as some chick I follow on Instagram who is getting on in age, she’s around 27, and her highlight reel includes – leaving her photographer boyfriend that got her in Sports Illustrated for Jake Gylenhaal who was her attempt to have that hollywood life…before scaling it all back and moving to TEXAS.

NOT BECAUSE she’s from Texas – she’s from LA and clearly some identity crisis, but I guess she liked the country Aesthetic…..so much that she figured it looked good on instagram and she’d have to move there to really capture it….drawn to the old tucks, whiskey and boots…I guess..

I hate to say it looks good, or she looks good, but I know so much about her, more than I’ve know about most girls I’ve ever fucked….which is weird…cuz she’s irrelevant…yet I know so much…what is wrong with my life…

She’s showing nipples….nice…

These bonus pics are from her instagram.

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