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2012

30

May

Alyssa Miller For Vogue Latin America of the Day

Alyssa Miller is a hot American Model…which is rare…not because every American girl has become obese thanks to hormones in the food, high fructose corn syrup and processed meats….but because modeling agencies love importing the pussy….

She was born in 1990, the year of the hypercolor, she was in SI this past year, overshadowed by that pig Kate Upton….even though she’s way hotter than Kate Upton…but I don’t need to tell you that…you’re either hung up on the Kate Upton bitch cuz of marketing…or you really like floppy sloppy titties….while this Alyssa Miller…is just right….at least in pictures….who cares.

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2012

08

Mar

Alyssa MIller Topless for Fashion of the Day

These could be some old pictures of Alyssa Miller topless for fashion, and they probably are, but I figure hey can’t be that old, considering she’s only 21, and even if they were, it wouldn’t really matter, because topless pics are timeless, I know plenty of dudes who can still fap to vintage playboy shoots, or nude scenes from movies that were made decades ago, or even to pictures of their own mom’s in bikinis…..so these particular pics of her nipples are new to the site, thus new to me, thus new to you cuz I do this all day and if I haven’t seen them, then you probably haven’t either….

If throwback nipple pics isn’t enough for you, here she is for Ay Yildiz Swimwear in 2011…..for no reason other than posting half naked pics of her works for me. You’re all a bunch of fucking dirtbags….

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2011

22

Mar

Alyssa Miller Topless in Video of the Day

Her name is Alyssa Miller. She’s relatively unknown, at least based on her twitter followers and my extensive knowledge of bitches who get half naked for fashion, but she is a Guess model like she was Anna Nicole Smith…and she was in this year’s SI Swimsuit edition…and now she’s topless in some romantic, artistic bullshit video that I like cuz she’s topless in it and I don’t care how high concept it is or how dude promised to ger her name out there for her career to lure the bitch in to do this for him, I just care that it’s been done and I’m watching it… FOLLOW ME

Here’s her SI video for you to masturbate to – in the event you prefer paying jobs for porn…

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2011

18

Feb

SI Models Do Twitter of the Day

I guess to further support the SI marketing campaign, they’ve had their models release some slutty pictures of themselves on twitter to generate some buzz, something I fully support on all levels, cuz seeing any bitches half naked for attention, is a fucking winning strategy to me, they don’t even have to be SI bikini models, I’m good with anything with a vagina slutting out, even animals, it’s kinda my thing…

So here’s Kate Upton, the one who looks like a pornstar, with a couple of the other models, loving their recent celebrity, happy they don’t have to throat fuck on camera for the same exposure…

This may be a simple and obvious hustle to get noticed, but sometimes simplicity is the key to success and I am pretty surethis is one of those times…Good hustle. You’ve got a long and prosperous career ahead of you, I mean, until you turn 30….cuz 30 is when models expire..

HEre are the Twitpics of love…I should follow them, but they don’t follow me , and that hurts my feelings.

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2010

16

Jul

Alyssa Miller in a Bikini in Elle Italia July 2010 of the Day

Alyssa Miller is one of the new Victoria Secret’s models. I am not sure if she is 18 or not because there is very little information on her, but it is safe to say that if she isn’t 18, that adds a whole new perverted, criminal and exciting dimension to when you take your wife or mom’s catalog to the bathroom for a session….it makes you a fucking pedophile…next thing you know you’ll be raping little kids in the park all cuz this bitch was the gateway tits. I am pretty sure there’s a lawsuit somewhere in there…

And some other ass as a bonus – cuz you can never have too much ass….

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