I will forever love Lindsay Lohan…no matter how weird her face gets with all the fillers she jacks it up with…because all girls that I meet who are under 25 are into this Botox and Lip injection shit now, and the whole thing is silly cuz it makes them look 40 and like a Real Housewife, but it’s just something we gotta get used to and to every negative there is a positive, and a face that can’t move is one that’s easier to come on…

So here Lohan is making appearances, getting ready for her fourth or fifth wind, and all I want is to see her Vagina like it was 10 years ago…I want to see how that fucking thing has aged and she’s just so close to making those dreams come true…all she had to do was move that hand…look at the camera with sex eyes, spread eagled…but instead…she went the safe route…

The good news is that desperation comes in waves, there is hope, that we will have a pantyless Lohan…again…even if it was probably better that it happened when she was barely 20…vaginas have a way of not getting better with age…

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