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2014

07

Jan

Reese Witherspoon Bikinis in Hawaii of the Day

Here is the opposite of a bikini bridge …where a mom of 10 and her chubby alcoholic pushing 40 folds hang over the spot where the bridge is supposed to happen…making it less about the bikini…and more about the tidal wave of fat that’s been sent to take out the bridge like it was a natural disaster…we’re talking a Tsunami…when the very thing the bridge is designed to cover and transport you safely from point a to point b…retaliates and takes out the bridge…living it just fragments of fabric people in the future will find and wonder what was once there…

Pretty horrible…but I’m still looking…this bitch needs some special effects to look better than her doughy self looks…

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