Alexa Vega recently got married and it wasn’t to Robert Rodriguez, the only person who has ever hired her as an actor, possibly because he Woody Allen-ed it and wants to sweep a little Spy Kids Roman Polanksi hustle under the rug and contractually to avoid prosecution by her and her family he needs to cast her for every movie…

Now she’s in a bikini, with big tits, making the whole Spy Kids franchise a little easier to jerk off to cuz you know how she turns out in the end, when she grows up…you pedo fuck

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