Alexa Vega is Robert Rodriguez’s Spy Kid bride, who he still casts in all of his movies from my understanding, because I assume he had sex with her, seeing as 16 is probably legal in Mexico, where he is from, and filming a movie together, or in this case, three movies together, in such close proximity – could lead to teaching her how to give her first BJ…a BJ she has taken to married life…with the guy I assume is in this picture, that she’s riding from behind while on a cruise…and that I am posting because I guess I’m a creepy voyeur…who cares about little pink bathing suit bottoms before / after sex.

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Her name is Alexa Vega. She is some married chick who you may remember as the tween Robert Rodriguez had a “boner” for. I don’t want to say that he molested her on the set of Spy Kids, because I would be making that up, but I will say that he is the only person who has ever really given her work, and to me that means she’s probably got some dirt on him that she’s using to extort him…or maybe, just maybe, he’s like you creepy dudes who watch your neighbor’s kids grow up, and one day realize “shit they have tits, I’m gonna go watch her sun tan and film it for later”…you know cuz thanks to technology – we’re all filmmakers now…

She posted this under water, titties be floating pic…and so am I…because Alexa Vega and me…are so fucking similar like that. #twinsies

If girls drowning and struggling for air is your fetish – watch out.

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Alexa Vega was a Spy Kid. Now she’s a bikini clad instagram girl…and I don’t know much, but I know Robert Rodriguez is masturbating to these…and that may be all I need to know…even though she’s not 12 anymore…

That’s all I have to say about that…

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Recently married, probably for citizenship, Alexa Vega, decided to show the world, and by world I mean Robert Rodriguez, the only person who hires her….her new fit body in a pair of leggings looking short and stumpy, but firm and fit…which luckily is the direction all these girls are taking…from X-Tina to Iza Goulart and other models…because fat is unhealthy, irresponsible, and should never be celebrated….ever…not even at an competitive eating event….not even for weirdos with BBW fetishes…that shit is poison..kill it…

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Alexa Vega recently got married, and I guess decided to show the world her fat ass in leggings doing some kind of fitness shit, because it is a good angle for her, far better than then one of her in a wedding dress…and I think it’s safe to say she took this for Robert Rodrigues, since that now that she has a man, she can’t just be sending the only guy who has ever given her work, because she clearly has dirt on him…masturbation material, she has to do it through instagram instead.

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Alexa Vega recently got married and it wasn’t to Robert Rodriguez, the only person who has ever hired her as an actor, possibly because he Woody Allen-ed it and wants to sweep a little Spy Kids Roman Polanksi hustle under the rug and contractually to avoid prosecution by her and her family he needs to cast her for every movie…

Now she’s in a bikini, with big tits, making the whole Spy Kids franchise a little easier to jerk off to cuz you know how she turns out in the end, when she grows up…you pedo fuck

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