2012
22
Nov
Alex Vega is some Spy Kid….child star…turned sex kitten…. WHO I HAVE POSTE ABOUT BEFORE – IF YOU CARE …cuz she started promoting the fact that she wasn’t 12 anymore…buys showing off her tits….and now she’s on a fucking roll…posting bikini pics to twitter…cuz her PR people know what they are doing….
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2012
12
Nov
I figured out who Alexa Vega ….and it turns out she’s more than just some girl showing off her tits for nerds…she is in fact the child star from Spy Kids who pedophiles masturbated to….trying to make it clear to everyone…all the fucking skeptics and people who only know her from Spykids that she’s got herself some tits…and I am totally down with that strategy…
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2012
09
Nov
I don’t know what Machete Kills is…and I am not gonna bother looking it up….and you know what….I don’t know what Alexa Vega is and I am not gonna bother looking it up…because what I can tell by this pic is that she’s got great tits….but more importantly…that this is some nerd shit…and anyone who cares to look at this…probably already know her fucking specs…her life story and more importantly have her face stapled to their pillow case so they can wake up to her…you know the kind of weirdo you’d expect to stay a virgin…and who probably won’t let you down…..
Posted in:Alexa Vega
2012
11
Sep
Alex Vega is the girl in Spy Kids who you probably masturbated to when she was 14 cuz you like all Robert Rodriguez movies….but more importantly cuz you like 14 year old girls…you sick fuck.
She’s of some Hispanic decent and I can’t call her a Spic cuz apparently that offends people, it is the N-Word of the latin American community, even though I see it as an abbreviation, an LOL of sorts….why type the whole thing out, we know what they are about….kinda thing….but I forget we are in a world of equal opportunity and affirmation action…where we fear addressing the black man as a black man because that could be taken the wrong way even though he is a black man and instead we try to address him as “The one over there in the white shirt”….to which I say “Who, the black guy”…..at which point everyone’s jaw drops….in an “OMG (abbreviation of Oh My God for those of you who hate abbreviations, especially when those abbreviations are the word SPIC)….”…..
This is 2012 and we are all one fucking color….keep our racism in our homes and to our crossing the street when walking towards one late at night….cuz racism is in action not in words…so as long as we don’t say “Black guy”….we can pretend we love all people cuz we are all equal….like Alex Vega..with black friends….showing the world….she’s not racist…..like you are….especially when they are in bikini…..
I’m not racist, I hate everyone.
Posted in:Alex Vega|Alexa Vega
2012
29
Jun
Alex Vega seems interesting….but that’s just because she’s some 23 year old who I haven’t heard of but for those of you perverts who track child stars, she’s the girl from Spy Kids and Twister…..and it is always fun to see some child star who you never noticed have tits…and if you did because you are weird and are into that….you don’t care about the tits, you’re more into cross-referencing her work in 1996 cuz DVDs make her 12 forever….at least for your masturbation purposes…unless you’re one of those weirdos into child stars cuz you predict how hot they are going to grow up to be…not like a pedophile, but like a person who likes to plan and wait for his jerk off opportunity, you know watch it grow…and today is the day….which makes sense cuz it turns out she’s married to a 36 year old and is into that daddy issue shit…it also turns out that she’s a gymnast….this girl is nothing but a win….
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2011
02
Aug
I just assumed that people who go to see movies like Spy Kids, especially grown men who don’t have kids are just real fucking perverts who you gotta look out for in the movie theater cuz they may be there to masturbate on your kids popcorn when you’re not looking…..you know kinda like me when I went to see that teenage hot chick movie about cheerleading or gynastics or some shit when wasted…only to be in a room full of 14 year olds who looked at me like I was creepy as fuck…cuz lets face it, I am….
But it turns out that there’s a whole diverse level of perversion at the Spy Kids premiere…there’s shit for everyone of all different fetishes to get off to…not just the pedos….
Here’s the unofficial list of the fetishes that were in attendence…
Alba pregnancy extreme pregnancy…for the Ready to Drop Porn Lovers
Charlotte Ross extreme legs….
Rachel Fox Some 15 Year Old….for the Sex Offenders
Verne Troyer for the Midget Fetishists
Electra Avellan for the Twin Fetishists even though she’s not with her twin…..
Alexa Vega for the Haggard looking 22 year old with Colombian father’s and model mothers who was an amateur Gymnast Fetishists…..yeah this one’s a real fucking stretch but I like to view it as a highly targeted fetish
Holly Robinson Peete for the Black Chick pushing 50 but who is from 1990’s ABC Sitcoms Fetishists….
And the Kool Aid guy for the real fucking weirdos who love fucking mascots and marketing icons for shitty brands….
This post is one of my dumbest…
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