I'll Make You Famous…

Archive for the Alex Vega Category




Alex Vega Bikini Selfie of the Day

Alex Vega is Robert Rodriguez’s little muse. The tween he recruited for his Spy Kids movies, and I don’t think he’s done anything since.

I will assume that like Polansky and really all the execs at Disney, everything that went on between them was WHOLESOME as fuck, you know respectful and non-sexual, because hollywood doesn’t have a history of being perverted, twisted, too rich to get punished, depraved freaks who go on sex tourist vacations in thailand where they watch or participate in youthful sex…

I just know that she’s really into showing off her tits on instagram…that always stems from a well-rounded childhood…

Posted in:Alex Vega




Alex Vaga’s Thong Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Spy Kid Alex Vega is a lot of fun….I was having this conversation yesterday about how girls under 25 are so much better than girls over 25 and not for the obvious physical appearance advantage but across the fucking board…they are just more fun….it’s like they were exposed to the internet at a young age, grew up watching sex tapes and nipple slips, totally exposing themselves on social media for strangers being totally normal…equipped with a camera phone to put themselves on blast and fashion styles that are sleazy, erotic, leggings and short shorts….because not only do these girls take awesome pics of themselves and not give a fuck….they always wear thong bikinis like they were the one piece of yesteryear…

I am so into this….

Posted in:Alex Vega|Alexa Vega




Alex Vega Bikini in Australia of the Day

Alex Vega is some Spy Kid….child star…turned sex kitten…. WHO I HAVE POSTE ABOUT BEFORE – IF YOU CARE …cuz she started promoting the fact that she wasn’t 12 anymore…buys showing off her tits….and now she’s on a fucking roll…posting bikini pics to twitter…cuz her PR people know what they are doing….

Posted in:Alex Vega|Alexa Vega




Alex Vega Has Black Friends of the Day

Alex Vega is the girl in Spy Kids who you probably masturbated to when she was 14 cuz you like all Robert Rodriguez movies….but more importantly cuz you like 14 year old girls…you sick fuck.

She’s of some Hispanic decent and I can’t call her a Spic cuz apparently that offends people, it is the N-Word of the latin American community, even though I see it as an abbreviation, an LOL of sorts….why type the whole thing out, we know what they are about….kinda thing….but I forget we are in a world of equal opportunity and affirmation action…where we fear addressing the black man as a black man because that could be taken the wrong way even though he is a black man and instead we try to address him as “The one over there in the white shirt”….to which I say “Who, the black guy”…..at which point everyone’s jaw drops….in an “OMG (abbreviation of Oh My God for those of you who hate abbreviations, especially when those abbreviations are the word SPIC)….”…..

This is 2012 and we are all one fucking color….keep our racism in our homes and to our crossing the street when walking towards one late at night….cuz racism is in action not in words…so as long as we don’t say “Black guy”….we can pretend we love all people cuz we are all equal….like Alex Vega..with black friends….showing the world….she’s not racist…..like you are….especially when they are in bikini…..

I’m not racist, I hate everyone.

Posted in:Alex Vega|Alexa Vega