Alexa Vega got married, which I assume means she also got Pregnant…not that anyone cares about Alexa Vega, unless they are weirdos who watch Spy Kids and think to themselves “I can’t wait to jerk off to this girl when she turns 18” before jerking off to the girl then and there…cuz that’s what weirdos fucking do as they try to rationalize their weirdo behavior…

That said, pregnant or not, she does have big tits….especially for a little Spy Kid who is probably 30 by now, and who has probably already banged Robert Rodriguez many times…

Ultimately, who cares…it’s all about the girl who catches her Bouquet…

I am so romantic…

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I am going to assume that you’ve been masturbating to Alexa Vega since she was on Spy Kids, because that’s just the kind of weirdo middle-aged guy you are…you just jump on the fresh meat like you’re Robert Rodriguez, because it is ok in Mexico, and thus ok here as long as the authorities don’t find out, and the whole thing is weird to me, because teenage girls are fucking annoying, and everything is so dramatic, I prefer getting them in their 20s when they are a little less bright eyed, and the world is no longer their oyster and in a lot of cases they’ve given up on their dreams and love…making it a perfect opportunity to get up on it…

Either way, Alexa Vega, hot little hispanic body to someone who has never seen her child star work, and I would say it is unfortunate she’s doing low level shitty jobs but I think it’s giving me more hope that she’ll come do my laundry for a couple hundred bucks when times get real tough…that’s my fetish.

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Alexa Vega is doing the social media game right…from Spy Kid to girl you don’t feel you need to pretend you don’t want to fuck because she’s no longer 12, but rather a busty little hispanic child star with all the daddy issues and broken down child star issues you should look for in a girl you masturbate to.

From huge tits, to big cleavage bikini pics that she’s been pushing the last year or so, to being in a new Robert Rodriguez movie, because he casts her in everything so she never tells anyone what actually happened on the set of Spy Kids…to these hot ass work out pants …she’s got a second wind in her…and I wish it was being blown gently out of her vagina on my face…she is a babe.

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Good news for you creeps who only like your child stars to stay child stars. You know, the kind of sick fuck who wishes they die by 18 so that your fantasies of what they are are never tainted by what they actually are….kinda like any pedo who was down with Haley Joel Osment back in the Sixth Sense, who tries to fuck with that now that he looks like a freakshow, only the girl version….

Here’s Alexa Vega, the bitch from Spy Kids, who I can assume was annoying as fuck, is playing dead….so you can pretend, and even if you’re not into dead child stars, but just into dead girls in general because all you have to do is throw them in a warm bath to loosen’ em up, rather than feeding them booze like you have to do with live girls, and more importantly can’t say no…

To those of us who don’t like dead bitches…even if they are easy…we can benefit from this pic by staring down her child star shirt at her child star implants…

Something for everyone…

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If you’re the kind of guy who jerked off to Spy Kids, because you like the kids you jerk off to to be hard working professionals…you’ll be sad to know that Alexa Vega has hit puberty….and not only has she hit puberty…but she’s also got into posting slutty pics of her on the internet…all half naked and with dudes you know she lets cum inside her…even if she’s not showing up pics of him cumming inside her…we know yo…we know.

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Spy Kids Alexa Vega is all grown up, which probably upsets some of you perverts who use Spy Kids as your masturbation material, I’m talking to you Robert Rodriguez.

But doesn’t upset me, cuz she’s fucking built proper. Her child starring done did her right, and the fact that she’s wearing a bra as a shirt, like so many everyday girls, cuz I guess that’s the style, a style I endorse, because I’m old school and still find it hot and slutty.

I just hope she goes Amanda Bynes Crazy cuz it increases my chances of having sex with her.

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Spy Kid Alexa Vega is a lot of fun on the internet, from showing off a ripped body that Robert Rodriguez may have touched inappropriately on set, you know how these hollywood stories pan out, especially with directors so eager to do Kids programming, kinda like the school bus driver so eager to pick up kids rather than do any other job they are capable of…like regular bus driving…To simulating getting fisted by some chick up her dress…

I am a fan of everything happening in here…I love me a fit girl…even if I prefer Child Stars to be more broken and dying.

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I wonder if Robert Rodriguez masturbates to his little Spy Kid Alexa Vega, now that she’s all grown up and into flaunting her body like some kind of Sex Symbol for attention in skimpy bikinis, or if he’s more like you and prefers her at 12, in Spy Kids, anticipating the day she turns 18.

Because he keeps casting her in movies, and seeing as kids are annoying as fuck, I can only assume, this is some older man, hard for younger girl he has watched grown up, now that she’s all grown up, like Celine Dion and her Husband, you know the friendly neighbor who only gets real friendly when she’s legal.

Who knows, maybe it is the Mexican man with money’s way. I just know I find her ass kinda square, but still good enough for me.

I’m glad more girls wear bikinis like this.

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