Sports Illustrated is milking their magazine dropping by unleashing their ROOKIES…thinking it will generate some buzz…like this Lauren Mellor….who is some 28 year old boring as shit…at least on her BORING AS SHIT INSTAGRAM …who isn’t all that hot, but is from South Africa, and white…meaning she’s probably Blood Diamond rich and capable of buying her way into anything…

The pic is not as fun as this TOP 10 SI Swimsuit COVER post…

The pic is not as fun as this THE LAST 500 YEARS in SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT COVERS

The pic is not as exciting as the video of her in swimwear from 2012…because I guess this isn’t her first bikini wearing rodeo…and ROOKIE means something else to the retard average man who still buys magazines magazine……

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