Christie Brinkley is 60 years old…and People magazine did on a feature on her to either celebrate how fucking insane and weird it is for someone to look like this at 60…or it was to showcase their photoshop skills or maybe it’s some ad on BOTOX technology that you can assume advertise on their site and in their magazine…and that uses Christie Brinkley as a spokesperson…you know a little advertorial to trick us all….or maybe, just maybe Christie Brinkley is a fucking robot…because it just doesn[t make sense…

I mean I remember masturbating to her in the 80s and she looked the fucking same…what’s going on here – and why do I think Russia has something to do with it…

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