I’ve been a huge Helena Christensen is 100 fucking years old but she’s still got it supporter…if anything I created the fucking movement…I’m the fucking president of the fan club…since I created the fucking thing as fan clubs are a solid distraction from being the creepy pervert in the van outside her house. Creepy fan clubs justify why I have her face tattooed on my pubic bone…they justify why I’ve created life sized models of her with deli meat crafted vaginas…to have mock-weddings with…they justify why I wall papered my masturbation room with pictures of her…it’s all for work…to celebrate a natural beauty…

Then someone posted a pic of her at Fashion week next to some other old as fuck chick Kate Bosworth…

and Helena looked like a grandmother in some wig to cover her thin cancer hair…or some shit…making these shoot for VS seem like it’s fucking lying to me…and that girls all age…and that they don’t stay perfect for 40 years…that’s just a myth they want you to believe….

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