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2014

06

Mar

Exgirlfriend of the Day

The only thing good about exgirlfriends is that they are exes, because all exes fucking suck, and that you don’t have to deal with their bullshit on a daily basis, but rather only have to deal with their bullshit when they get jealous you’re fucking other girls, or when they are hurt you cheated on them, so they go on a rampage to make your life hell, by pressing charges, tricking you into knocking them up, or all the other catty shit girls do to get back at a dude for fucking them…

Like this Exgirlfriend, who may not even be an Exgirlfriend, but who is definitely a crazy girl, scratching up homies car because he probably did a little more than forget to buy her flowers on her birthday…

It’s videos like this that make me fear girls…not because I love my car too much to have to get it repainted, but because I don’t have a car and I wonder what the target for guys without cars is…I’m thinking cutting off dicks when sleeping…

Crazy.

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